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Topic for discussion: Aliens = Perverts? [May. 21st, 2008|08:10 pm]
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slash_victim
Observation: Males characters captured are forced to have sex with one another.

Why?
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Meta Topic [May. 21st, 2008|07:51 pm]
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slash_victim
Women characters - wives, girlfriends, significant others - what are the most creative way your fangirls have dealt with them to get them out of the picture for slash?

Myself, canon took care of that with death. Others?
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Rum, Sodomy and the LASH [May. 17th, 2008|04:10 pm]
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hhornblower
Why oh why do people insist on detailing the encounters of Mister Kennedy and myself in such lurid detail?  Do they not understand that should Captain Pellew or any of the men become privy to such missives, that certainly we shall be put to the lash if not summarily executed?  We go to great lengths to ensure privacy for our rare moments alone, but these... authoresses seem intent on bringing us to public scrutiny.  Can nothing be done?
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They're Brown! [May. 17th, 2008|01:21 pm]
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slash_victim
Once and for all, my eyes are brown.  They're not whiskey-colored or chocolately.  Brown, damn it!  B-R-O-W-N!

But, I do have to say that all those writer's are doing a good job describing my body.  I am fine specimen of manhood.
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Curse You All!!! [May. 16th, 2008|11:04 pm]
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slash_victim
You all are a bunch of whining posers! You like having slashfic written about you and you just post here pretending to be upset so that you can puff up your chests about how much fic is written about you. Well you all suck and not in a good way. And your slashfic sucks too, and in an even less gooder way.

And the only good slash out there to read is Draco/Harry anyway and they're too cool to post in your stupid mudblood um, double stupid com!!
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I've been plagiarized! [May. 16th, 2008|10:31 pm]
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slash_victim
OMG! I've been plagiarized!

Well, not me the person who wrote the slashfic about me, but someone totally took that story and changed my name to Sam and Lincoln's name to Dean!11!!!1eleventy!!

Teh pr0n is all the same - tho of course it's not as hot bc it's not me - but the plagiarizer did a search and find and replaced the names. ( I can tell bc they ended up driving a Dean Continental and Sam read the lolcat version of Dean's Gettysburg Address).

OMG! What do I do? My sex scene has been stolen and now I'm being boffed by someone else's brother (tho it isn't me anymore, bc, yanno, not as foxy).
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Baby on board? [May. 16th, 2008|09:03 pm]
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slash_victim
I had to go and open my big mouth.

Anyone else ever make one little remark and have the entire world take you seriously and end up staring in hundreds of m'preg fics?

As an aside, if they *are* going to write it, they really need to talk to a man who's  BEEN pregnant... they get it all wrong.
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Where's the beef? [May. 16th, 2008|08:32 pm]
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slash_victim
Why is there so little slash about the larger men? Those of us with big muscles have big hearts and often big other things.

Why can there not be proportionate amounts of slash?

Thank you.
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Why bros not hos? [May. 16th, 2008|08:21 pm]
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slash_victim
I don't have a problem with slash, but why do people always slash me with my brother? I'm cute enough to get other guys. I'm a looker. What the hell?
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