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Meta Topic [May. 21st, 2008|07:51 pm]
Slash Victims - Have they slashed you, too?
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Women characters - wives, girlfriends, significant others - what are the most creative way your fangirls have dealt with them to get them out of the picture for slash?

Myself, canon took care of that with death. Others?
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 12:53 am (UTC)
Canon took care of you with death, too. Several times. Still didn't stop us tho!
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 01:03 am (UTC)
Writing! I meant them from writing us.
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 01:05 am (UTC)
In denial much?
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 01:05 am (UTC)
No comment.
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 12:56 am (UTC)
Dude, the only woman in my life is the Impala!
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 12:57 am (UTC)
And that's why the fangirls slash us, Dumbass.
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 12:58 am (UTC)
I find a well placed elevator shaft is helpful in disposing of unwanted female characters. Oh, wait. Wrong legal show. Damn Mad Cow. But hell, it'd still work! And I hear Cheyenne Mountain's got one hell of an elevator shaft....

Denny Crane, Esq.
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 12:59 am (UTC)
Indeed. The shaft is quite long.
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 01:51 am (UTC)
You should see the giant phallic symbol Jack insists on living in.
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 01:00 am (UTC)
Well, being in a prison made things easier for my fangirls to avoid female characters. There was one pesky woman who had the hots for me (who doesn't?) but in canon she got her head chopped off and my brother pitched it in a dumpster. That worked for awhile, but apparently, next season, she'll be alive again. I don't even want to read *that* fic.
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 01:00 am (UTC)
Zombie Girlfriend!! Lol.
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 01:01 am (UTC)
No Url. Ever, please.
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 01:42 am (UTC)
Oddly enough... I think I even have that beaten. Well, except that coming back bit. Lisa won't be coming back. I've been assured she's been... quite disposed of.
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 01:42 am (UTC)
Quite disposed of, yes.
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From: slash_victim
2008-05-22 01:41 am (UTC)
Just date everyone in sight. It makes things much easier.
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